s_arcastic

In the end aren't we all just broken souls, walking around with our eyes closed until we manage to bump into someone who's a little less damaged than ourselves.

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability, via timid)

abomasnow:

girls are amazing i just watched my friend change 8 times before picking an outfit you girls are so dedicated to looking good i can’t believe there are men out there sitting in their cum stained sweatpants trying to tell you what you’re allowed to wear

(via crystallized-teardrops)

sarahkeilman94:

when i was little i thought food poisoning meant that someone had literally poisoned your food and one time my sister got food poisoning from mccdonalds so i told everyone at school that the drive thru guy tried to kill my sister

(via crystallized-teardrops)

ugly:

on this weeks forecast, there is 0% chance of getting laid

(via stability)